jean x reader rejection

The friend zone can be left. yay for drama!! Its cold. Kirishima's head tilts downward to the ground and you can only see below his eyes. but im here, hopefully i wont be sick for my graduation lol cus then i wont be able to go. Jean shook his head, looking out the window. Sasha groaned. Um, what? as well as I hope you reflect on that and act accordingly in the future. Look how red you are! Jean decided not to correct her, since he was unsure if the red color currently tinting his features was because of the weather or Y/N. Only you hogged all the popcorn and cried like a fucking baby., Jean scoffed. Its just fun to work you guys up.. But she figured Jean could probably understand why since it was a very spontaneous text after all. His pencil is in the same color spectrum as his eraser and his notebooks are color coded. He walked out, keys jangling, and shut the door gently. Her mother! You push the gym door open and walk in while looking at Kiri through your eyelashes. They remained silent for a few minutes, Y/N quietly preparing their drinks with miniature marshmallows and whipped cream, Jean scrolling through his phone. Her hands were burning with the cold. You barely get past Aizawa's pop questions to see if you're listening. You pressure your lips together and start doing your workout routine. Even freezing and with a pseudo-stache, Jean managed to be attractive. Yo. Connie startled Jean. Jean clicked his phone off, leaning back in the passenger seat of Reiners car. Hopefully not texting her ex or some dumb boy who Jean knew would never be enough for her. They had two minutes left before he would officially kiss goodbye to his career. "That you like him and that was an experiment," *Kero* she say walking to the cafeteria. Heres your sandwiches, courtesy of Chef Y/N.. He had just been appointed president, and he was already starting off badly. Um, lies, Ymir replied nonchalantly. Dude, wake up. Completed jeankirschtein erenjaeger mikasaackerman +7 more # 10 Chance of a Lifetime AOT x READER by zyiara <3 Thanks! She got up and opened her car door. Family Law practice. What could have possessed Jean to message her so early with the request to see her? The next thing you know, the door opens and there's a rush of wind. Mayonnaise, mustard, ketchup? maybe study together. It allowed her to take a step back and analyze her feelings more clearly. Sasha stared at them blankly, head on her hand, mouth partially open. Pulling out her phone, Y/N found herself re-reading her and Jeans messages. They were stretching on the grass, Jean touching his toes through his cleats. Marco, give me 15, 20 minutes max. Wanting to be more than an "immature" kid, you find yourself applying for the adventurers guild. You could always just starve.Ymir suggested unhelpfully. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia. Bubblegum- Jean Kirstein X Reader by zeninclan 220K 3.8K 17 Going into your Sophomore year of college, you start a job at a small auto mechanic shop. Ymir, Historia. Sure non of his writing is neat but his attention to detail is so cute. I love your car, by the way. Y/N smirked triumphantly at Jean, who called her car a midget-mobile. "I'm partners with him for science," you say with a smile. Shit. Y/Ns eyes widened. Its not the best piece of furniture out there but I am, one, BROKE, and two, it was an easy buy., Reiner shrugged. Now, you tell Connie I said hey or else Ill be mentioning that little assertive comment to Sasha. Y/N prodded. She was worried, but she wasnt one to push it. You see it in the little things when he get's the last spicy-mayo karage from Lunch Rush, he'll give it to Bakugou because he knows that Katsuki will have a hissy fit over it. A weird trademark, but Jean wasnt exactly in a position to choose. Couldnt be me., Yeah, we noticed. Y/N began to walk to the drivers side. Dont be so sure. Anything is fine, really, Jean said, rubbing the back of his neck. You feel like shit when getting ready for school and the day at school is shit. She barely had time to gather herself when he texted he was on his way, and for some reason he didnt take too long to arrive. Jean smirked. There goes another pang in your chest. You can handle it.. What- Y/N remembered the butterknife in her hands, clenched tightly now between her knuckles. Even if it was a rare thing for Ymir to be concerned about her love life, she didnt have it in her to explain how Ymir might have been right. Little did you know, something awaits you in your dream life. warnings: underage drinking, mentions of inter-course, blacking out, R rated jokes. You decide to speak. [Requests CLOSED~!] She was not only hungover, but extremely disoriented as to where she was. So this couch, was it really worth it or did you just see a pretty girl and get too embarrassed to say no? Reiner teased, smirking. So, I completely forgot today was the law internship fair at school. People who are busy dont invite others to be busy with them. Yet, Ymir knew not to push Y/N, or else whatever blip they were going through would become bigger. Ill be right there. Jean hung up. And by the time he got ready, he would be late anyway. You are F/n, princess of the small, poor country of Shiganshina. I will! So she was willing to hang out. Granted, she hadnt acknowledged her own feelings for him. Thank you for reading! "T-todoroki," you stutter pathetically, eyes wide as you scramble to hide your face. Theres no children flavor. Ymir mocked. Jean was required by his major to fulfill at least a year or so interning to pass onto the next level of his law studies. She wasnt one to just hop to a new guy after a few weeks. He decided it was best not to ask, not wanting to come off as nosy or creepy. Itll be so fun, I hope to see you there., Thanks! Jean replied, glancing at Y/N. Shoot, even his overgrown mullet was an impulsive decision Jean had made. most recent chapter - take a break! He takes your silence to be another rejection and looks away sadly, getting ready to turn and leave like you had wanted him to do moments before. But in the end, would you say it was worth it? She watched him through her side eye perspective. And you can't help but accept the fact that he'll never be Kirishima Eijiro in front of you. Picking his phone up, Jean reread Y/Ns message. He was pretty sure he could miss one day it was just a review day, after all. Jean was a simp, and he was thinking about Y/N. The trick is to make your hands sweaty.. Y/N makes the best ones! Just text me., Y/N grew stiff. Those lunch meats are for the fancy guests!. Holy crap, Jean. She secretly felt the guilt of the relationship, and she didnt want to relive it. I dont know. MENTIONING THEIR EX DURING AN ARGUMENT . "Y-yeah, I'm sorry (last name), I would like to eat some of your pasta," he says looking into your soul with a small smile. There was a knock on the door then. jean kirstein x black!fem!reader warnings : physical violence, mentions of blood/menstruation, mentions of gore, drinking, angry yelling, excessive cursing. Im sorry about earlier. You say voice a little above talking voice. There was also a random carnival ride and Connie engorging in cotton candy, but Jean didnt think that was relevant. Damn. class is wrapping up for the end of the day so you take to devoutly studying Kirishima's face and mannerisms. Falling to the floor your knees are aching. The time read 11:03 A.M, and from what Y/N could gather, she was in one of Historias guest room. She didnt want to make it too obvious that she enjoyed their spontaneous little get together. Yes, I didnt even know you existed until now? You flinch yourself, but you manage to shut your mouth. A pregnancy. Rn nothing traumatic is happening but man its like this fic WANTS to be delayed lol. Denki Kaminari: Dull Tsu likes to call it stalking, but you ignore it to keep from the intrusive thoughts. His legs were cramped as well. Its so good, try it! Y/N began to assemble both boys their sandwiches. You were stomping without knowing it and the tears finally fell. rules will be in the first chapter! gesture. Pretty please? Sasha begged, appearing at Y/Ns side and slightly shoving Jean. He had forgotten Connie was still in the dorm. A bitter taste is left in your mouth when you see all the light-heartedness of his eyes leave. Its in the blood. He flashed his pearly whites at him. Your bottom lip already pulsing from the strong emotions going through you. Kirishima stands up, albeit with quivering legs and grasps onto the bar once again. Jeanxblackreader Defending Kirstein? Ymir scoffed. He checked the time and saw that if he rushed, he could make it to class in about 30 minutes. He wasnt even sure if that was allowed, but he didnt care enough about the rules to play fair. Ymir waved her hand dismissively. He couldnt believe this. "I've noticed that you've been acting strange lately" You say looking up at him. Im okay though.. Look at you, smiling like that.. If only Jean would let himself fall. For some reason, Kirishima was falling a bit short. If you ever mention that to anyone, Ill run you over. He murmured. "I just didn't want to be alone at an adults party, it gets boring there when I don't have anyone to talk too about how dumb class is.". Say goodbye to the mullet, cause before you know it Ill be activating professional John. Jean slicked back his hair and shot a finger gun at Y/N. He looked at TikToks about icks, and no matter how hard he imagined Y/N in those situations, he couldnt ever be grossed out by it. Could he not see her attempts at flirting? Not to mention they were seriously hammering his ass about retrieving the couch he left at Y/Ns house. "It's (last name), I was just wondering if you wanted some of the chicken pasta I made," you said rolling onto the balls of your feet. They were waiting for Marco, who wanted to talk with Jean about the details. Here is where a scattered tale unfolds beneath the stars of Teyvat, when the world moves in accordance to how the elements flow and converge. He was still deciding if he was going to allow himself to do so completely. Then lets watch a movie. He got even more flustered, looking away from her too. You decided to just let the hallway light guide you in your journey and eat in the dark. You were addicted to Genshin Impact so much you would use up all your money and time on it at fault. Eating standing up.. He tried to stretch but hit his arms against the trucks roof. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. I seriously doubt it. This is the only way you can be so close to him to see the little details and not close enough to be noticed. Jean vents her frustrations about an upcoming mission. reader, warnings: cursing, some friends (tv show) references, hostility towards reiner >:( and some mentions of a disrespectful relationship. Well, I- um. What was Jean supposed to respond? God, Jean was overthinking again. Your favorite characters hunt you down under the command of a false god, only a few remain at your side. Jean mentally congratulated himself for the step he took when he followed Y/N. Without traffic, of course. Tsu says out of the blue. Sasha hummed happily, going to the kitchen to hand Y/N her sandwich components. Top Rule to Avoid Reader Rejection There's one thing, above all, that you must always achieve in your script: Thou Shalt Not Bore Thy Audience! / "I was just wondering if you wanted to come over to my house for a BBQ my parents are having!" It was all he needed - a small social circle was good enough for him. You wish one day you could be the fire that lights up his eyes, or the cause of his smile and his relaxation. Is ham and muenster cheese good? Y/N asked, standing upright and grabbing the two containers. I put some chips on the side, Y/N pointed to Jeans plate. *, [playlist: meet me halfway - black eyed peas ], Thats not from the 2000s! Ymir argued. Well, Im fine, soYmir shrugged. Great, you thought "What was wrong with you?" grasping the orange juice box within your left hand you squeezed until bubbles began to form from the tiny hole you poked the straw through, a cold but pleasant breeze blew up gently lifting your skirt and rusling your long (c/h) hair behind you. So Ill see you around? Jean asked, making his way to the door. Oooh, Im terrified. Y/N waved her hands. Did not. tagged by @lanasrays (thank you!). Thanks! His friends often acted adorable. please leave kudos if yall happen to like the first few words ive put here shdhshfhsgb. Upon hearing that, Ymir was determined to kick Kirsteins ass, but decided against it. Plastering a fake smile on her face, she just nodded. You see the beautiful ruby eyes widen with disbelief then go dark. so NSFW. Pretty good. He turned to join his roommate inside their apartment for the night, where he was sure to think of Y/N. warnings: underage drinking, partying, cursing. All I know is that she refuses to eat anything non-dairy. Taking a deep breath, he continued toward her door. Did he even realize he was flirting with her? Thats gross.. Kid, I think Id know what it takes to be a lawyer or not. But hello! Id trade the inconvenience of no leg room for a big pickup bed anyday. also this is not proofread its 2am and i literally suck at writing first meetings/conversations. Jean stepped out into the chilly January air, his breath foggy and hands tucked into his coat pockets. The offending song was Im Blue by Eiffel 65, which according to Ymir was made in 1998 and NOT the early to late 2000s. Jean quickly glanced at the table, then at Y/N leaning against the counter. He wasnt sure if it was from the cold, or the thought of Levi Ackerman, Jean! Marco walked over to them, causing Y/N to jump away from Jean. Why was she acting so.. adorable? so i am now proud to drop the results of the poll - the jean fic one! Hey, so what time do you have to be back by? Y/N sat up straight. [A choose-your-own-adventure story with branching narratives], "You just got slammed into a soft pile of grass, now theres like.. a bajillion hot women and men surrounding yo ass. What kind of a jerk was this guy? They were at once the lay face of the church, the spiritual heart of civic government, and the social kin who claimed the allegiance of peers and the obedience of subordinates. He blew warm air into his freezing hands. Marco, dude. You've been rejected, again. Maybe he would revert back to his undercut days. Thats interesting. Shell wake up, just give her a minute. As if in response, Sasha mumbled in her sleep. He rubbed his arm, pushing her to the other end of the couch. "One of the traits that every critic notes in Emerson's writing is . "Hey! He was slightly irritated, partly due to the hunger he felt after vigorous exercise, and partly because his soccer coach was seriously riding his dick. +16 more. And you, Reiner? Y/N walked back to the kitchen, opening the fridge, Jean a few steps behind her. You grab his hand and he pulls you up. Is Y/N making sandwiches? Sasha asked from the couch, eyes tightly shut. Sounds like you got the hots for him. She wiggled her eyebrows. "Hmm?" He felt someone staring at him, and when he focused he realized it was Historia, who was holding back a giggle. tip: lex m/m (mature OR explicit), 1. Y/N flicked her off without turning back. You say turning your whole body to her and crossing your arms. Ymir was out with Historia when Y/N returned last night, but according to Sasha, Y/N had come in hysterical and quickly rushed to her bedroom, shutting the door without a further word. Yeah. Jean huffed. You manage a small smile of your own then you turn back to the elevator. Jean rolled his eyes. You okay? A soft voice asked from the door. Jean made his way to the table, hoping his hair wasnt too messed up from the wind and his brief track stint. Even when he confides in his other friends about his feelings and they reassure him it wouldn't happen, he just can't get past it. Jean was just a block away from her dorm when his phone buzzed in his pocket. You say on your tippy-toes leaning towards his door. It's only been 10 minutes since he left the gym so you leave too. And after all, Y/N reassured herself. I think we might need another couch. Y/N commented, watching Sasha try to shove Reiner off her usual seating spot. Of course, he would find it difficult to squeeze his huge stature into a car. Im here to interview for your internship., The dark haired one narrowed his eyes. Your Japanese Lit. a/n: hey guys!! True, that would put you on my hate list. Jean chuckled. Historia rolled her eyes. You turned around so quick that it gave you whiplash. So, um, Ill keep in contact.. No matter how hard he tried to convince himself to think through it logically, he failed. Yeah, lets hope this internship doesnt get in my way, though., Nonsense! Marco dismissed Jeans skepticism. Eren On second thought, not Eren. He wasnt one to turn down hot beverages. It gives you such a gut-retching feeling whenever he looks like this. Hello! Its gone! Y/N clapped her hands enthusiastically. Its not that, its just You knew what Porco did and said behind my back and you just never told me. Well, you seem to be assertive. I dont doubt that. Y/N agreed. You should totally come! This is the first time you've seen the warm fire since last Friday afternoon. He turned to face a dazed Y/N on the couch. Thanks, Jean. Sasha, Jean rolled his eyes. As in, would like to continue seeing her and be able to call her his partner. A few minutes passed, and yet no response from Jean. No matter if there was no one there, you will not let yourself be exposed. He leaves after an hour of additional workouts. And I obviously just got back from class, bozo. Bt in Junior High, he was rejected by not one but two of his soulmates. Wasnt that the whole Newtons law thing? Jean was beginning to think that maybe this was a mistake, trying to hang out solo so soon. Children eating is at 12, its 4. I love chips! Jean said. You jolt and your eyes blow wide. Or something. Y/N not so subtly tried to hide her blushing complexion. Or, the idea of her. You took a huge sigh and turned back to the corner where you could see the redhead after your heart. He concluded he had been blocked. It's getting hard to focus on class now. I literally just wanted a creative outlet but wow I truly appreciate you guys <3333. Um, so how have you been? The tension in the air was thick, but since neither Y/N or Reiner were confrontational they didnt know how to address the mood. To Y/N, Jean looked irritatingly adorable. "Umm, no, I'm ok Kami, I think I'll spend the weekend here" Kiri said not bothering to look at the blonde. At least thats what Jean was trying to convince himself was his reasoning as he slipped his pajama pants off and slid on some joggers. saw some other creators doing requests and ah! Y/N turned back to making her sandwich. They discussed the details of the internship thoroughly, Jean pulling up a chair to read over the contracts he had to sign before he was officially a Smith-Ackerman intern. Then what is it? Y/N shot back, staring just as intently. Jean shook his head and flicked her arm. How did he manage to get so lucky? She was unlike anyone hed ever met) and yet he came to the same result each time; Jean liked her. Because! Sasha exclaimed defensively. Jean chuckled nervously. Long time no see., Oh yeah! Please! Jean was pacing the small apartment floor, agitating Y/N more. I got a phone call I had to take. He looked at the floor, embarrassed. She ultimately decided to throw him a bone. Every saint has a past, and every sinner have a future you believe in those words, that makes you kind enough to be forgiving. This was worst stage of his self-consciousness. I mean, Im not going to blame you. You can see his side profile just a little. The walk back to the elevator is like a walk of shame, though, you hold your head high fighting the tears. You smell musty as hell., Jean turned over to face Connies medium frame. *takes a bow*) texts a bunch of strangers because someone had the wrong number. Thanks, Y/N. He made his way to the couch, where Historia scooted to make room for him, smiling brightly. Anyways, Y/N decided to forgive Jean. A day off with him wouldnt have been too awful for her. Im so sorry. Reiner rambled. " " What the fuck? Jean groggily shoved Connie. You just know he's over thinking every little mistake, not that you've talked to him about it, but because you've been there. How do you even fit in here? Jean asked, irritated by the tight fit. They made a hard left, entering the student center where rows of tables were aligned with prospective firms hoping to hire some seasonal interns. But he would figure it out. Shut up, Reiner growled. There was a few beats of silence before Y/N finally spoke. Jean gave a small smile. The tears that every critic notes in Emerson & # x27 ; ve been rejected again! Her sandwich components have possessed Jean to message her so early with the request to if! Sasha mumbled in her sleep proud to drop the results of the poll - the Jean fic!. Had made characters hunt you down under the command of a false god, only a few of... 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